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Rebecca Black

A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 30 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic, even leading Helena Bonham Carter to remark that she "killed the wrong black." All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.
Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."
George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"
~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~

Fred: "I really admire Rebecca Black's optimism. She never bows down to her fears, and still sports a wide smile despite the dilemmas in her life."
George: "I mean, how would I able to make a decision as to where to sit?"
~Kickin’ in the front seat / Sittin’ in the back seat / Gotta make my mind up / Which seat can I take?~

Fred: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
George: PARTYING PARTYING
Ron: yah!
Fred: FUN FUN FUN FUN
George: R-B Rebecca Black yo! In da house!
by mean.queen April 6, 2011
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Kodak Black

A way to say someone has a small penis.
Reason being that Kodak dropped his phone while he was in the shower, while on Instagram live. Thousands of people got to see his dick. And screenshots showing how small it was.
Benson: Dude Tim's dick pic got leaked

Keyshaun: LOL is it big?
Benson: Nah he's got a Kodak Black
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black dude

A crap alias who believes he is gangsta! This blud ain't nutin' but a wanksta!
by White Boi August 3, 2004
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black spaces

A place where Black people like to be with out the interference of others who are not part of Black culture
Black spaces are important for the betterment of the Black community .through cooperation and respect
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Early black

in the evening
She usually arrives at home early black.
by William Warney July 26, 2009
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black mirrored

Black mirrored is the act of totally getting mindfucked in the most ruthless way..... could be by a single entity or collective
So I’m about to go down on this girl after a hot date but I totally got black mirrored......... penis brah
by Themaxx64 January 18, 2018
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black mark

a mark beside your name means you are bad
If you cause an accident, you get a black mark beside your name.
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
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