Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Lick Queen

An infamous WoW player known to Lick other players in raid for favors and power. The Lick Queen had a reputation for choosing weak minded males who would do anything for her. That includes farming, boosting and running a discord dedicated to her. The Lick Queen hated other females getting attention so she spread lies and had big power simps of the server abide by her rules.

1. Dam your gear is dry? Yeah homie I didn't see the Lick Queen tonight.

2. I love when the Lick Queen logs on. I know tonight I will be happy.

3. I ran into the Lick Queen today. She licked me, I licked her back. I think I'm in love.

by Ricky Jenkins Smith July 25, 2024

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

Pussy Licking

The female term for dick riding, as dick riding is used for when somebody’s getting overhyped or overexcited about another man when in all reality, it’s not that serious, Pussy Licking will be used for other women

“OMG TAYLOR SWIFT IS DROPPING A NEW ALBUUUUUM SHE FINNA WIN

AOTY AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“Omg stop pussy licking her so much, this is why Swifties have a terrible reputation”

by Martino788 February 22, 2024

Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened July 16, 2017

lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

cunt licking bitch

Someone who annoys the fuck out of someone else due to large amounts of excessive stupidity and ignorance.

Also, this can be used as a off-hand insult to a lesbian or straight woman.

Jane fucked around and found out the wrong way because she is a cunt licking bitch.

by DragonMan36 June 30, 2024