When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Whopper Smoke

Whenever someone or something smells like what it sounds like: A Whopper and Cigarette Smoke.

Guy 1: Ugghhh dawg you smell like fukin Whopper Smoke bro...
Guy 2: ???

by CousinQWERTY April 11, 2023

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Incense can still smoke better

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.

master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.

by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

Smoke's resident dweeb

You know who she is.

"I've only done $1000 in sales once, I'm Smoke's resident dweeb"

by bb311 May 26, 2023

Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.

Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies

by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021