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Pritch-slap 

Pritch-slap
(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.

The word is a clever adaptation of the common phrase "bitch-slapped"

1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).

2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
Pritch-slap by T.F. Brown January 1, 2009
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Bully Bitch Slap 

To cum in a girls mouth then have her spit it into your hand and you slap her across the face with it.
Brandon did not like the stage five clinger he was with so he gave her a Bully Bitch Slap.
Bully Bitch Slap by Bizzell September 8, 2007
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a slap happy hellacopter 

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
yo i gave ya moms a slap happy hellacopter last night!!!
a slap happy hellacopter by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

Piston Slap 

The act of fuckin a loose hoe, whose pussy is so loose a man's crank will slap around in it.
When I was fuckin Cathy i suffered from piston slap.
Piston Slap by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003

Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.
Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.

happy slap 

A bunch of cunting chavs who hit people when least expected and film it for fun
"I was sitting next to the dude who got happy slapped on the way home" - Mary

crap slap 

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face
Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!
crap slap by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004