right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Nigger rights

When someone is either race and has no rights

You have nigger rights

by I have rights April 18, 2022

right leg

Less powerful than the left leg

Person 1: yo I kicked this preschooler the other day
Person 2: with the left or right leg?
Person 1: Right, why?
Person 2: Pussy.

by Leftleglegend May 02, 2022

on the right side of the grass

You are not dead and buried yet

As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

by Pontifex IV October 10, 2017

Damn right you won't

A quote from an idiot i.e. Brandon

Damn right you won't

by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

National Womans Rights Day!

National Womans Rights Day is every flipping day! No matter who you are trans or a man or even nonbinary a woman is a human like you a woman has eaqual rights like you so don't sexualy herass them then they will never get close to another man again.

A woman was walking down a street once and a man asked can u come with me the woman said no and the man asked why she was wearing a short, dress then and the woman said my joice of outfit is not an invitation go flip yourself. National Womans Rights Day!

by Coopmalkyle3 September 07, 2021