the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Drinking the purple

Being bi/being aware of being bi/being out as bi

I’ve been drinking the purple for a few years now

by Shadow69420666 May 5, 2024

Purple Tongue

1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.

**made up names**

Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."

by みすりす September 22, 2022

Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don

A young rapper who made his big hit Rep 2020. He is aspiring to reach the highest of Levels

Did you hear about Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don? He is now a level 90

by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021