Purple-Toed 

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

Purple-Toed by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

Purple Slurple 

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

Purple Slurple by genemutant November 6, 2023

purple cabbage 

A black womans vagina lips. Hence the purple cabbage.

Hey man you got jungle fever?

-Na man I ain’t down with that purple cabbage.

purple cabbage by Libstar November 13, 2023

purple pinchers 

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

purple pinchers by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Purple Cart 

The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.

I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.

Purple Cart by Boxman45 December 10, 2023

Purple Tree 

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

Purple Tree by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

Purple pumpkin 

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

Purple pumpkin by DickTater December 16, 2023