Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Pee-pisser

mmm yes

im a pee-pisser

by logan dedres April 25, 2022

Lucid pee

When you urinate with such strength and Gusto that you obliterate the whole bowl

A: Hey Man, wtf happened to the toilet?
B: I cut it in half while having a lucid pee.

by Getfucked Newman April 19, 2020

Pee Stain

Some dude from Missouri that pisses on people when they are sleeping.

GET OFF ME PEE STAIN!

by dessaesthetic January 24, 2023

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022

Poo poo Pee Pee

A word commonly used by reeseyyc a special nickname given airbow79

Hey poo poo pee pee
Airbow79: what

by Air79 January 3, 2021

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023