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Poop canon 

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Poop canon by Arkayess November 17, 2018
Related Words

Poop Shame 

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.
Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now
Poop Shame by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Poop a duke 

This happens when you hold it in too long and it has built up inside and has become hard to get out. But when it dose come out it hurts your whole body.
Guy1: you took a while in there you good?

Guy2: no man my body hurts I think I pooped a duke. I didn’t think I’d poop a duke
Poop a duke by Tillergang360 March 26, 2019

Poop check 

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.
"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"
Poop check by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019

Poop Suit 

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.
Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?
Poop Suit by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

Poop Douche 

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."