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Colorado brownie pants 

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."

creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

convince someone your pants off

It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.
Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.
sauced his pants by Dawgbreff April 23, 2018

circle pattern pants patter 

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.
i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter

sneeze in your pants 

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."