That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys

Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch

by FLWZY November 1, 2025

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Tree Trunkee

A person who likes to get sodomized.

He is a Tree Trunkee.

by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019

Pine waving tree

Gotcha, You came here from my TikTok comment! Enjoy the laugh!

Hint: it’s not a pine tree so it can’t be a pine waving tree!

by Treatingthetricks August 11, 2022

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025