Short

A 5’5 man who’s brother is taller.

Gianna:your brother is hella bigger than you

Short man:no he’s not he’s not Fiona Gallagher!

by Jr92521_ July 23, 2021

short-sleeve scoopdaddies'

Shorts and/or other various assorted short pants up to and including clam diggers and capris.

Yo, those short-sleeve scoopdaddies' be extra hype!

by Peter Walter Travis July 31, 2010

Pink Shorting

When boys skip a guys hangout to hang out with their girlfriend.

He didn't show up to the game, he must be pink shorting.

by hellotherealloe September 30, 2021

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017