Monkey Strop

An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.
she's having a monkey strop about it
by OsamaBinBad May 07, 2011
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Smoke monkey

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.
The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.
by Lebo Luke January 01, 2021
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Monkey Moore

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
My god he just Monkey Moored her
by Moore Fun July 21, 2011
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Equator Monkey

Ecuador (which literally translates to Equator in Spanish), is a country in South America that lies on the equator. "Equator Monkey" is a racist epithet to insult someone of Ecuadorian heritage. The insult is meant to describe them based on the stereotype that Ecuadorians are short, tan, tropical and are as wild as monkeys. Climbing trees, hunting for coconuts, swinging on branches, and practicing what the USA would consider barbaric behaviors when it comes to their diet. An example of one of their taboo dishes is Cuy, which is a South American guinea pig that is revered in Ecuadorian culture and is utilized in several ways, primarily as a food source. Guinea Pigs being beloved pets in North American Countries such as the USA and Canada, Ecuadorians are perceived as savages when it comes to their choice of meat.
Sarah “Can I bring my pet Guinea Pig Over?”
Rachel “I’m not sure, my neighbor is one of those Equator Monkeys and he could probably smell the Guinea Pig from miles away”

Sarah “I hate Ecuadorians”
Rachel “Me too, but at least my neighbor isn’t a Jew”
by DefineTheTerm November 10, 2016
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Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.
Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?
by monkeman559 May 03, 2022
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Full as a monkey

To be reallllyyy full.
Lunch?! You've already made yourself full as a monkey!
by fendlo September 18, 2018
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monkey boodle

(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work
'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'
by Jess's Man December 13, 2007
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