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Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.
look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

Get out of here stray monkey!”
by Killuason September 14, 2021
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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Monkey Moore

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
My god he just Monkey Moored her
by Moore Fun July 22, 2011
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Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.
Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.
by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011
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obese monkey

A hairy fat man who runs around with no shirt and makes autistic screeches
"dude don't be a Obese Monkey"
by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021
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Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops
Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night
by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023
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monkey boodle

(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work
'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'
by Jess's Man January 5, 2008
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