Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Mike

The booty warrior

Aye yo it’s mike

by Scronchythegoat November 23, 2021

mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 26, 2021

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 07, 2023

Mike Talks like an Lady

Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao

In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye

Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*

by 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀𝗮𝗺 ☆ February 04, 2024

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

mike dodds

he is a nice friendly fellow and loves men in his bedroom. he plays a lot of farming simulator he loves his friend oliver gibson but sometimes he’s fat. ly mike x

mike dodds is leng x

by benissexy69 July 18, 2021