Mikelis

Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.

Yo is that Mikelis?
Yeah, the hottest man in the world.

by Danskletisk December 9, 2021

MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE

MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT

by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021

MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid

Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!

by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Mikee

For a girl. She is perfect, she is hot and she is good in bed. She may have friends and they may have benefits. And if you’re one of them you’re lucky. She has medium tits but a big ass. Her masturbation sessions are the best. You would be lucky to have a Mikee.

“You see that girl!? She’s so fine!”
“She must be a mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021

Mikee

Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.

“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021

Mike El Kush

In the late 60s early 70s fashion "Mike El Kush "
was a designer brand mostly worn by cannibals.
The clothing line was short lived resulting in being discontinued after being exposed & several lawsuits for their
human skin handbags,wallets, as well as human teeth on most of their winter coats.
co-founder -Frank lee Wilson & Robert j. James

founder were. Marsha Reeds, Barry Ford & Albert cooks

I have a Mike El Kush jacket in my closet but I will never wear it in public.

by Anita Jones March 31, 2022