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girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024
mugGet the girth maxingmug.

-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.
In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.
by meluvcheese June 12, 2024
mugGet the -maxxingmug.

Max

The most annoying classmate you can ever have who screams in your ear and believes in a religion called shaggy. Hes really ugly and has blonde hair with glasses. He is also gay.
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eww..its max
max your so annoying
by Nathan the spider kid April 30, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.
You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.
by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023
mugGet the Beta Plus or Beta Maxmug.

Max GD

A complete player that fucked justins daughter and probably stuck a moldy carrot up her ass. All the girls adore him but he's a short eshay wannabe with a horrific buzz cut and a hot brother.
"Wow is that Max GD? He is gay as fuck."
by pinky pinky toe June 4, 2022
mugGet the Max GDmug.

pheromone maxxing

The act of not showering with the belief that doing so will increase their pheromones leading to a level in which they'll attract the opposition gender or preferred gender
"Matthew was pheromone maxxing to hopefully get a date"
by MecaBlox April 24, 2024
mugGet the pheromone maxxingmug.

Anita max wynn

Drake said this in a livestream, it basically means “i need a max win” which explains that he is a gambler and wants to win big.
Drake: this is my alter ego. Anita max wynn, Anita max wynn.
by Niggahater16 January 6, 2024
mugGet the Anita max wynnmug.

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