Sacrifice the Monkey

When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity

Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.

This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014

Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

Pull A Monkey

To act before reading instructions, causing organized plans to be ruined.

I just know John is going to pull a monkey and mess everything up.

by WalkinCrow December 7, 2013

Madagascar Monkey

Ejaculating on a girls face while she gives you those big doe eyes like a madagascar monkey.

Man you should of seen those eyes when I gave that chuck the Madagascar Monkey!

by Valentine Sweety March 4, 2015

Try Monkey

A fucking badass.

Dude, you're the real fucking Try Monkey!

by TryFuckingMonkeyFeller June 14, 2015