Sister Fister the mister kisser

Your dad

My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨

A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage

1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 3, 2022

Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 1, 2023

I made a mistake

Dear urban dictionary,

For the word ballistery that I sent y’all, I dun made a mistake on the sentence. I was not supposed to add “though.” I wanted it to be the

Thank you,

Axel lvrmaster
Ps it means I made a mistake

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

Did I do good mister Yeat?

What drake says after recording his adlib in IDGAF

Drake- Did I do good mister Yeat?
Yeat- No

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024