Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

lick my fuck

An expression showing hatred to someone or something, usually used in game lobbies.

“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”

“Lick my fuck, bitch”

by LickMyFuck November 30, 2024

Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me

I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me

by hackerman09 December 19, 2024

Dick Clit Lick

When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.

I love it when Dan dick clit licks my bean...It's so much better than when he uses his tongue.

by Pophish December 21, 2024

Lick Nutt

A person or persons of dubious moral character with a built-in knee-jerk reaction condition, who does or says what they perceive you want to see or hear to gain favor and create an outcome they solely desire. They will lie, cheat, rob, betray, befriend, butt kiss, big note, suck up too, embrace, play dead, roll over butt-haven and give pooh posse the news, jump through hoops, walk on hot coals, take sides, twist, turn, snake, shower, grovel and sleaze up to an individual or a group of individuals in order to achieve this.

Hi, thanks for coming to my party, have you checked out Lick Nutt over there, he's been talking pure Anussey all night, big noting, getting her drinks, agreeing with everything she says, I'm surprised he hasn't licked the floor in front of her while trying to get into her pants, such a Lick Nutt. Fuck it! I'm going to see if I can cock block him, he's pissing me off and bringing the tone of my party down.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. June 11, 2025

Lick

When someone euphorically appreciates family or friends. Often used online pedantically to give the impression of a typo, only to correct the individual that no, you meant lick obviously.

I am so lick for the friends and family in my life. I like the Pearl Jam version better, but friend recommend this so I have to share it!

by Libnevarc June 29, 2025

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025