Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

lick fip

the dick of a female

Conner stop sucking maria's lick fip

by caoner November 16, 2020

Lick

Give oral sex

He is so hot, I want to lick him

by Oeterpiper May 13, 2019

Daddy Licks

When you small licks that get bigger in the process of doing fellatio on your significant other.

My girl gives amazing daddy licks when we are in the bedroom.

by HARRY'SKITTEN#1 May 15, 2018

Devious Lick

The devious lick
(Noun)
As far as I know, it is when you steal something (you ‘nick’ a good ‘ol thing) from your school or public place (maybe, I assume I don’t know, I haven’t really looked at it yet) and then you post about it online because man it’s cool.

Dude, did you see my devious lick on Tiktok? I got a soap dispenser, man. It’s freaking sick! My mom was like “where’d you get that?” And I was like “I’m not telling”

by sweet lemon carton merch October 5, 2021