chillin like a boss

The act of chilling, as a boss would do.

Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.

by Autornoderator December 1, 2015

built like a bulldog

To be built like a bulldog is to be strong and chubby, with an older appearance.

"He was built like a bulldog with lazy eyes."

by i_love_me_some_meme_ceral September 29, 2017

Likely Fable Compadre

A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.

Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre

by littlesibber December 27, 2010

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake

This pillow is soft like pancakes

by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014

Like a pool of cantaloupes

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.

Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021