Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.

look at that guy he is such a jake

by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019

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jake soady

a fat ginger ball frog who grips on you testies and licks your ass until you shit in your mothers vagina

i met a jake soady and now im scared for life and she wasn't evan my mum it was yours

by guideryxn February 9, 2014

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Jake

One crazy mf that likes to take far as naps, also gay asf

Bro jake is slumped as a mf

by Foot your foot 2346173 September 26, 2022

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Jake Paul

The loser of the internet with millions of 8-year old's watching him. Another word for "the scum on your shoe" or "the reason murder isn't legal but should be for certain people."

Person 1: Look, there's ______!
Person 2: I hate him, he acts like a Jake Paul.

by Jaylamazing1 January 19, 2022

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A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.

Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking

by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 4, 2016

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