Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.

"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."

by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021

The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.

People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Weener Job

A bad name for someone you don't like, can also mean wank/wanker.

"I hate him. What a Weener Job."

by Soosh16 April 4, 2009

job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.

I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.

by Vincedit August 28, 2023

Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016

double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.

My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .

by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017