You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 20, 2018

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england August 27, 2008

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker July 27, 2006

Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

by Brennan Henderson August 16, 2008

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

by HockeyUSA27 May 12, 2006

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 23, 2018

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009