no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.

Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD

by julian rampual March 1, 2024

jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.

I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.

by hotjude February 14, 2022

Wood

A certain block in minecraft you get at the start of the world.

"Lets go get some wood"

by Loneplar March 1, 2022

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

george wood

A fat Mexican

George wood sniffs lees asshole

by Head mc daddy69 June 20, 2018