Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.

by thekatster007 June 8, 2014

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

Humans

God's worst mistake

Humans are one of the worst mistakes.

by Igneous_Dragon August 9, 2020

humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Human

Idiot

What a shitty world full of humans.

by shitt_hol December 3, 2020

Human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020