Ready for some human ventriloquism?
by Horearound October 19, 2023
We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.
by Wagglefun May 05, 2019
When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.
Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?
Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
by Champ Tings March 10, 2016
by Gridinator December 10, 2023
Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.
“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”
“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
by ObamaSus April 30, 2022
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them
"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."
by Fibbermcgee July 09, 2023