human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
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by Horearound October 19, 2023
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Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.
by Wagglefun May 05, 2019
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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.
Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
by Champ Tings March 10, 2016
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human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy
We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!
by Gridinator December 10, 2023
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Human on anthro

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.
“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
by ObamaSus April 30, 2022
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them
"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."
by Fibbermcgee July 09, 2023
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