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Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand
Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*
by YourLocalNippleTwister December 16, 2018
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National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th
Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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Having

Of coursehaving your cake and eating it too” is possible!
by V8sforlife October 23, 2023
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have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke
She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane
by saelita April 12, 2017
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