When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
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Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
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A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.
Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.
Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
Example:
"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."
"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."
"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
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Get the This place is now officially gone mug.A meme were a Vietnamese tree soldier hunts Americans in Vietnam down and turns them into flesh pancakes.
American: a good day to take down some Vietnamese soldiers
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done
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