When someone doesn’t just gaslight you — they drop a full psychological nuke of denial, deflection, and bullshit all at once. The weapons-grade version of gaslighting. Instead of one lie, they unload a whole cluster-bomb of mindfuckery, making you question reality, memory, and why you’re even dealing with this muppet.
“Asked him why he lied once — bloke detonated a whole story about how I ‘misheard,’ ‘misread,’ and ‘misremembered.’ Straight gas bombing.”
by BurnCityDan December 6, 2025
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When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
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by Brain-Rot Supreme April 3, 2024
Get the Gas Chamber mug.Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
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1. To move at high speeds, to accelerate.
2. To laugh intensely.
Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
1. To move at high speeds, to accelerate.
2. To laugh intensely.
Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
“I tried to catch up to him during interhouse but he started gassing.”
“Oan said some dwass barsh and we started gassing!”
“Oan said some dwass barsh and we started gassing!”
by some dwass oan April 19, 2024
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“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”
“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024
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