Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

bird fart

A smelly quiff

BE CAREFUL! OR THE MS. WILL DROP A BIRD FART ON YOUR HEAD!

by michellefrryan February 1, 2009

Fart Shovel

Any object or body part used to scoop and serve a fart into someones face

"Hey did you see that cup?"
"Yea that would make a great fart shovel!"

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

fart docking

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.

“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”

by Mcht91 September 23, 2017

Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.

Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!

by Roachey15 September 28, 2009