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Cambodian yoghurt cup

Sticking your tongue into someone's ear and feverishly licking inside like how a dog would.
–Zarathoostrian 136 points 19 hours ago

A guy in Cambodia stuck his tongue in my ear and licked it out like it was a yoghurt cup 😐 it was an absolute shock and I don't know how to describe it but it was definitely a good feeling.

Cambodian yoghurt cup
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I slobbered on my sippy cup 

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

pour some milk into my cup

(of a female) Take on sexual intercourse
Pour some milk into my cup, sugar

What colour is your World Cup? 

a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.
"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"

"What colour is your World Cup?"

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

Looking for fruit in a jello cup 

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.
Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."