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by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024

Pizza crust

Arguably the best part of the pizza, also known to contain the most gainz. But offers referred to as nothing more then a handle for the pizza from nick place

-Damn bout to catch these pizza crust gainz!

Nick place - what you mean that handle ?

by IronD January 19, 2024

belly crust

the crust formed inside the stomach when mold inside of your stomach reacts with your stomach fluids. scientifically known as belingus crustacean

jimmy "hey, did you hear mark got belly crust?"
timmy "omg.... thats so sad, i hope he recovers"

by globlinn February 10, 2024

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 6, 2024

Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.

I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.

by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

Butt Cruster

Some one with serious issues of not having proper hygiene when it comes to cleaning there private parts and leads to having crusted shit on there ass and bikini line. The stains may appear on clothing.

My Brother is Butt Cruster, he never washed his body un his life.

by IHateHiegene July 8, 2024