Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010

ice cream fucker

a person who fucks ice cream cones

Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!

by beachwhalefucker October 14, 2017

Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

by treeguywussup August 12, 2011

Ice Cream Burp

Whenever you eat a type of ice cream and you burp and the aroma of the ice cream comes back up.

"I just ate a pound of ice cream and experienced an ice cream burp."

by tweetr March 28, 2023

Lemon Cream Pop

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.

by FishMounter September 13, 2011

Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".

Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!

by Timhub March 1, 2022

Boston cream pie

When you cum in a woman/man’s butthole, then the the woman/man shits cum and poop in your mouth and you spit the shit and cum in each other’s mouths.

“In class, I gave my teacher a Boston cream pie.”

by Mr. Pinto PhD November 21, 2020