Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

by Smalz17 March 18, 2017

Caddlecrack

An exciting game where one places a skinned, headless, horse carcass on their head and yells racial insults at a passerby. Passerby(s)/onlookers are encouraged to hurl bricks at the contestants. The winner is the person with the most bricks collected still able to stand.

In midtown (wherever) a game of Caddlecrack had just begun. Some neighbors weary of the ongoing games had begun withholding their bricks, others, opportunistically had set up stalls. This afternoon's Caddlecrack was going to be an event to remember.

by burwd March 25, 2017

Caddelled

A past tense of an action, movement,or play that is so meaningless and without effort from the actor/player that one can only refer to it in its past tense due to the utter disbelief of what the observer just saw. The ineptitude and lack of effort leaves one so stunned they first ask, "did that just happen."

My buddy got totally caddelled last. He saw a guy get thrown out on a hit to centerfield. Then that same player that got thrown out was playing second base and was unable to beat the runner to first with their throw. He was utterly caddelled. Couldn't believe his eyes.

by Gaych April 18, 2018

Cady Meyer

Cady Meyer is usually a girl with a strong urge for a person or a thing as a bf/gf. Usually has as odd obsession with something weird or not normal. Like Memes, Anime, or hot boys that are out of her league. They'll show you the time of your life if you choose to be her friend, so be careful to never let them go. If they ever decide to leave you, just remember that it took a lot out of them because they usually get attached to people or things. Although, they do have a hard time showing their emotions and therefor are usually single.

Chris: Dude, I'm begging to think I'm getting attached to this rock... I mean, look at it's curves, it's color, how it kinda-doesn't look like that one girl i lo-

Jayden: Hey, watch out, you might end up like Cady Meyer

by Pojo Hype August 27, 2017

candy creeper

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

Candying

The action of eating candy out of a girl's asshole during sex

While we had sex yesterday, I snuck up to Marylin and initiated candying.

by Snoopyboy331 November 20, 2017

Caddosh

The sound thunder makes

There was a loud caddosh outside the window.

by Junion Destroyer of Worlds November 27, 2017