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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Mario brothers

When one man’s penis touches toilet seat or rim of a toilet that another mans penis has touched - similar to Eskimo brothers but for toilets.
Man, your toilet is small, my dick touched the rim of it while sitting down.

I think we just became Mario brothers after that.
by curried_dmoney May 22, 2023
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Your Brother Bi

This Saying will and can destroy the Earth if said Never Use it, but if you do be careful
Sweet Bro: Your Granny Tranny

Hella Jeff: Your Sister a Mister

Sweet Bro: Heh You Just activated my power Move
Hella Jeff: Nani
Sweet Bro: Your Brother BI
*world explodes*
by SuckMyTiddies May 15, 2018
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Angel Brothers

When two male friends have a three way with a woman, then both die later at the same time.
Thad and Rex hooked up with Larissa, then they both got hit by a smooth criminal. Now they're Angel Brothers.
by catchbellsprout April 29, 2024
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Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.
I sure do miss Landon's Brother.
by amelioooooo February 9, 2021
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your brother a mother

You“Your mom gay

Me “your dad lesbian
You “you granny tranny”

Me “your grandpap a trap

You“your genus a penis”
Me “your brother a mother”
Every thing in existence fucking implodes and destroys every thing even god him fucking self
by Poolball222 May 12, 2018
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Ur brother a mother

An insult typically used by 17 to 19 tryhards. Usually when they are losing. This is also one of the worst insults ever and whoever you tell this to will have something bad happen to them.
by MemoliLover May 30, 2018
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