Bills

Something you can never pay

Dude 1: Maaan I can never pay my bills!
Dude 2: that’s because you don’t have a job

by jenkins the man the myth January 1, 2023

BILL

The middle age man who has to start fights because he does not want to look wear to other males. Usullly a upper class entitled man who's never been told no, wears golf clothes, and never respects rules or boundaries because of rights.

"Man, that man just barged in and did not even let that guy move out of the way before he invaded his space."

"Yeah, that's a Bill if I ever seen one; thinking he owns the place because he drives a BMW!"

by Shrek8donkey August 3, 2020

Kill Bill

The act of fucking someone who is or is pretending to be in a coma

"honey, I'm tired can you just kill Bill me tonight?"

by That_one_weabo July 23, 2022

ghost bill

A bill for a service/membership you no longer use but still pay for without noticing for a while.

That gym membership you got 12 months ago turned into a ghost bill ever since you stopped going 4 months ago. Cancel it or start going again!

by Oooitzalex November 30, 2017

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023

Buffalo Bill

When a man needs to use the ladies public toilet but makes it acceptable by tucking his junk between his legs, so if caught, appears to have a mangina, as seen in the cult hit film, the Silence of the Lambs.

Andy Cooper: I need a piss but the gents is occupied.
Friend: Just use the womens mate, Buffalo Bill style.

by Microcosm1984 January 17, 2020

Bill Cipher

A one trillion and twelve year old yellow chaos god shaped similarly to a triangle three-sided polygon with three angles and the Eye of Providence, wearing a tophat and shape similar to that of a bow tie, whilst also only sporting one eye, leading to a major lack of depth perception that he doesn't give a damn about. One of Bill's most well known instances is that of a moment in which he sang "We'll Meet Again," while playing a piano with major inaccuracies to the song, with his status as an insane chaos god, it was likely intentional, as he forced the piano to properly play the song.

"For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a universe to call my own. Name's Bill Cipher!"

by NotARealTriangle August 23, 2024