Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize
by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018
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Burning the midnight owl

When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.
Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.

Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.
by Momma Sunshine April 18, 2024
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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn
by I love my dogs November 10, 2019
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burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
by TiredOldMan April 07, 2018
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burn this motherfucker

Joe-lets burn this motherfucker up
LArry-yeah dude fuck it
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Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
by Alrier July 07, 2019
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