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Mike

Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
Mike is the best man you’ll ever meet.
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
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Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
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AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.
AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2
by Sharloid December 24, 2008
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Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022
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Mike Pull

When someone named Michael uses false facts and lies to try to prove his point. Therefore the false facts and lies equals the pull.
That was a mike pull.
by My dad left to get milk March 12, 2020
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MIKE

Mike will give you a lot of cookies if your name is Debbie
She is talking to mike
by El chaparro December 8, 2021
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