Alabama Fuckface

An inbread dillinquent with a face that needs punching

Sophie Vegas is so incestuous, she is such a Alabama Fuckface

by Make Coldplay history December 18, 2021

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. To partake in this act, you must first get CONSENT. Step two, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step three, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step four, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, you bound them to their bus seat and exit the bus.

This bitch ass busdriver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver, that outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

alabama whore

a whore that just so happens to be your sister

whoa, sis, you’re an alabama whore?!

by jw_lkr September 17, 2021

Alabama of you

Refers to acts or thoughts of an incest nature.

Person A: Damn my cousin is hot
Person B: Damn bro, that's pretty alabama of you.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

alabama

the home land of people that kiss and lick their cousins and spank their asses all the time and interlock toes when they need to.

"im from alabama, and im married to my momma."

"explains alot, haha"

by pppppccczzz February 2, 2024

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016