angry slimed

When you walk into a room and you notice a guy rush over to you and shove his dick in your mouth until he cums

Omg that wasn't rape he just got angry slimed better watch out

by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018

Angry dog

When in a drunken state and intercourse you vomit

I was really hammered last night I gave my wife a angry dog

by Nois3ctm July 8, 2021

Angry faggot

Someone that is both angry and a faggot

Brooks turned into an angry faggot after he died on fortnite.

by Cykamegalovirus June 2, 2018

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

Angry Skodven

A really bad player. Angry when they lose, angry when they win, angry in general.

He angry skodvened.

by mayalinn October 11, 2025

Angry Hannah

When a girl loves you but she's married and it develops into a complicated half relationship.

I am so ready for her to get divorced so I can pile drive my dick into her without getting an Angry Hannah.

by Cranilipy December 8, 2020

Angry Brows

Angry Brows are usually what an individual may see when confronting a librarian. The formation of the eyebrow causes the countenance of the face to appear angry or annoyed. She is only half-way looking up from her novel, her glasses are lower on the nose, all while she deeply peers into the soul of the now petrified individual. Death may follow, but reports have been varied.

Marisa: Oh hey Mark, we should go to the library some time!
Mark: haha.. no. That librarian has some terrifying Angry Brows.

by EggCombo May 26, 2018