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Alphanism

Top dog bloke higher than an alpha just runs the show gets all pussy cleans up the lobby love the boys, get around it every weekend
Bro thats so Alphanism
by Javo Pappi January 4, 2021
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alphadk

alphadk is a cute ass man who is great at dancer and sits on his ass all day and plays roblox or loves his little gf liv!
liv: alphadk is my cute amazing dancer bf!
by LivsProperty February 14, 2021
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alphabetical attributes

BATtributes: Details of either a wooden baseball-whacker, or a flying cave-dweller.
CATtributes: Da specifics of Mr. Furry-Purry.
DATtributes: Da performance-specs of 21st-century audio-recording.
FATtributes: How overweight someone is, and whether it's due to overeating, junk food, or a medial condition.
GATTributes: Details of da infamous international-commerce accord which was much-frowned-upon by many countries.
HATtributes: Da appearance, fit, and quality of head-wear.
KATtributes: Da ingredients, size/weight, and texture/taste of da famous red-wrapped candy-bar.
LATTE-ributes: How good your cup of milky espresso was.
MATTE-ributes: Details of a non-glossy painting.
Other examples of alphabetical attributes are:
NATtributes: Da appearance and personality of Daniel McCormick's pint-sized side-kick in "Forever Young".
PATtributes: Da dimensions of a slab of butter, Trish's particular qualities, or da delightfulness-level of gentle palm-bounces on someone's shoulder or head.

RATtributes: Da anatomical details of everyone's least-favorite rodent.
SATtributes: How someone rests on his butt, or da perceived difficulty/fairness of school-exams.
TATtributes: How Madea defines her temper-management issues ("I'm not angry; I'm just gettin' da gotters!")
VATtributes: Details regarding a large laboratory-basin.
WATTributes: Da voltage and current of da "angry pixies" in an electrical circuit.
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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Alphaketkaket

Alphaketekaket is the title used for when your the world champ of running six miles while driving a golf cart barbecue and cooking ribs at the same time
This gayass Sasha is the alphaketkaket of this year
by Thadsyl February 24, 2021
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alphaketaket

The title for someone who is the 3 year in a row winning champion for golf cart barbecue chef race
That guy over there is an alphaketaket
by Thadsyl February 25, 2021
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alphakeiji

alphakeiji is an amazing person
by bdhdhsbdbshhd February 28, 2021
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alphakeiji

ymir.enthusiasts mutuals on tiktok. very very cool and she’s alas his best friend. her dms don’t work though😥
hey is that alphakeiji?
yeah that’s alas his best friend
by ymir.enthusiast February 28, 2021
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