Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.

To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.

by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle

His dick was well wood pickle

by Melonheadpicklebum December 19, 2019

Pile of Wood

My dick

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

The Woods

The Woods aka Fresno, Texas. Southside of The City of Houston Texas. Known for its deep thick wooded areas .There are a variety of trees The thick Woods offers high coverage for the typical rebel that steals and needs to stay out of sight

Where are y'all headed? To the Woods or back Woods.

by anonymous March 12, 2022

wood

dick

nice wood

by cockandballtortureman November 10, 2019

Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.

(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”

by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023