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turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017
mugGet the turtle cheesemug.

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
mugGet the Poke a turtle's eyemug.

turtle

one who is slow but very resistant to attacks.
That lineman can really turtle-up for his quarterback
by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017
mugGet the turtlemug.

Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.
You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !
by i am somebody November 24, 2019
mugGet the Turtlemug.

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole
man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!
by olmanjoe May 10, 2020
mugGet the turtle peckinmug.

turtle bobing

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop
by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017
mugGet the turtle bobingmug.

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