turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

Yellow Turtle

A Shea

Look at my favorite yellow turtle

by DexterGoated June 26, 2021

turtle

one who is slow but very resistant to attacks.

That lineman can really turtle-up for his quarterback

by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017

Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.

You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !

by i am somebody November 24, 2019

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole

man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!

by olmanjoe May 10, 2020

turtle bobing

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017