A Karen who has transcended the level of fuckwittage that they have resorted to violence and will then hit you. When a person retaliates, the Fuckemup Karen will use their cat-like reflexes to grab their phone and stream pn Facebook live. Other characteristics include, shit hair, usually divorced, gets off on talking to managers and usually wearing expensive brands to show "power"
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Screaming Karens are the type of person who films a fight/confrontation with their iPhone,
actively avoiding doing anything about the situation.
When a punch lands, or a fight ensues, the screaming karen will SCREECH at the top of their lungs to indicate something has happened. Usually deafening the viewer of the video being recorded.
Alternatively, this type of Karen, usually when being 'hella ghetto', will announce low-tier shit talk during the duration of the fight. Usually along the lines of something stupid, such as, "Get 'em! Get 'em!", often repeatedly.
Screaming Karens provide nothing to any conflict; they simply stand far away, record in Portrait mode on their phone, and act as a human alarm to alert any passerbys that there might, indeed, be a thing happening.
Screaming Karens are the type of person who films a fight/confrontation with their iPhone,
actively avoiding doing anything about the situation.
When a punch lands, or a fight ensues, the screaming karen will SCREECH at the top of their lungs to indicate something has happened. Usually deafening the viewer of the video being recorded.
Alternatively, this type of Karen, usually when being 'hella ghetto', will announce low-tier shit talk during the duration of the fight. Usually along the lines of something stupid, such as, "Get 'em! Get 'em!", often repeatedly.
Screaming Karens provide nothing to any conflict; they simply stand far away, record in Portrait mode on their phone, and act as a human alarm to alert any passerbys that there might, indeed, be a thing happening.
"Did you see that video of the fight in the mall last night?"
"Yeah bro. But whoever recorded it was a real Screeching Karen, I couldn't even hear what they were fighting about!"
"Yeah bro. But whoever recorded it was a real Screeching Karen, I couldn't even hear what they were fighting about!"
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Get the Screeching Karen mug.A piece of shit that loves to scream at underpayed Walmart employes to get their manager. And when she doesn't get her way, she screams and calles the cops.
(Karen) Ahem. Excuse me go fetch me some popsicles my babyyyyyy is tired.
(Store Employe) You can get that in the ice cream isle
(Karen) NO, YOU GO GET IT THATS YOUR JOB!
(Store Employe) Sorry I can't do that
(Karen) GeT Me YoUr MaNaGeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Store Employe) You can get that in the ice cream isle
(Karen) NO, YOU GO GET IT THATS YOUR JOB!
(Store Employe) Sorry I can't do that
(Karen) GeT Me YoUr MaNaGeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get the Karen mug.Now, Karen has been described in many ways. You can find a wild Karen in their natural habitats, the local park, restaurant, Karen can be just about any restaurant, the fancier the more common. Or at any type of shopping area, like Walmart, or a mall.
Karen's often self destruct, due to calling the police on any one ranging from 4 months to 30 years old.
The best way to avoid a Karen is wait for her to give up, call the police and get herself arrested, or wait for her to attack, because they are usually quite predictable.
If you can, try to avoid any wild Karen, if you want to decrease the risk of bleeding ears.
Karen's often self destruct, due to calling the police on any one ranging from 4 months to 30 years old.
The best way to avoid a Karen is wait for her to give up, call the police and get herself arrested, or wait for her to attack, because they are usually quite predictable.
If you can, try to avoid any wild Karen, if you want to decrease the risk of bleeding ears.
by Bruh plane January 26, 2021
Get the Karen mug.An entitled middle aged woman, typically blonde, gets on the Owners Corporation (formally Body Corporate) Committee and hands out breach notices to all residents because she has no life!
Karen contacts the OC Manager to breach residents for having visitors walk through the front entrance of the building.
by MLVC January 2, 2022
Get the Karen mug.A Karen is a Middle Aged Blonde Women 3 unvaccinated children owns a f$*$ing big SUV
Common Phrase:Let me Speak to the manager
Style:Ugly a$$ bowl cut hair tan capris and white striped shirts
Personality:By far rudest kind of women ever has a slow temper insults for no f*%÷ing reason
Common Phrase:Let me Speak to the manager
Style:Ugly a$$ bowl cut hair tan capris and white striped shirts
Personality:By far rudest kind of women ever has a slow temper insults for no f*%÷ing reason
Karen:I want this *Shows picture of obviously photo shopped picture of a hair dye*
Hairdresser:Sorry ma'am but that is photo edited
Karen:WHAT THE F#&@ HOW DARE YOU LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR F#&@ING MANAGER
Hairdresser:*Nods agreeingly*
Karen:DONT F@$#ING NOD AT ME USE YOUR DAMN WORDS
Hairdresser:Sorry ma'am but that is photo edited
Karen:WHAT THE F#&@ HOW DARE YOU LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR F#&@ING MANAGER
Hairdresser:*Nods agreeingly*
Karen:DONT F@$#ING NOD AT ME USE YOUR DAMN WORDS
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