Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Dirty H. Jimmy

When you lay an eye on your bro's nutella, and he lurks up behind you naked.

Last night I had the munchies and my bro pulled a Dirty H. Jimmy on me.

by Nutellagobbler February 13, 2025

Jimmy Nicoled

doing something amazing then when it ends you realised your life is crap

"i went to ibiza with ian and greg, once i got back i realised i got Jimmy Nicoled"

by omarialdialdialdi February 14, 2025

Dismal Jimmy

A beard comprised of only the hair circling the mouth, forming a near pencil thin ring. The rest of the face is bare. Often associated with the wearer being a douchebag and feeling the urge to punch the wearer in the face.

Josh: “Did you see Mike shaved his face and has a dismal jimmy now?”
Darryl: “I know… I kind of want to punch him in the face.”

by RougeBerry March 9, 2025

Jimmy Kimmeling

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure

My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.

by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

Jimmy

Jimmy also has a massive Willy it’s so big that some people call it overgrown

My Jimmy is really big

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jimmy

An honest, understanding, nonchalant, silly, enticing, memorable, clever individual. He is a jack of all trades, a god amongst men and a devil amongst demons. Always helpful but extremely petty. Enjoys spending time with people and hates them in the same breath.

I am Jimmy

by Jimmy4TW November 23, 2021