brown bag

Slang for beer. Usually a 40 of cheap malt liquor. Often found on the streets of Los Angeles.

"Yo i wanna get fuckin crunk man."

"But check it. I only got 4 bucks. Let's brown bag it"

by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009

Brown Santa

When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.

John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."

by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013

brown fingers

someone who sticks their fingers up peoples arses

Doctors who specialize in the bowel area, or sickos like rugby player John Hopoate~brown fingers

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Brown Grenade

taking a exploding dump on your lovers chest!

I gave my girlfriend a brown grenade for her birthday.

by T.P. July 23, 2003

Brown Demon

Type of shit when you need to fight with a it to come out, or a general term for being costipated,or in pain due to shitting.

"I just fought the evil Brown Demon in the men's room, and won"

by BPH4EVA October 28, 2004

Brown neck

A Semi-circumcised penis, that has been jacked off so much by its owners big burly hands, that it has developed a big brown sleeve going down the shaft of the penis. Owners of a brown neck usually don't think it's a problem, but when seen by others, it is looked down upon. The person with the brown neck will usually deny it and say that its a scar from when he was circumcised as a baby.. lies...lies....lies. He will tell you that its a scar that surrounds his whole penis.
DONT BELIEVE IT

"Wow Alec, you must masturbate a lot, you have a brown neck"

by Alec B. April 17, 2008

Chris Brown

To physically abuse someone to the max.

Better watch out, I'm gonna Chris Brown you!

by Daviee February 12, 2009