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Zoomer

American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.
Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
by Texas Man July 23, 2023
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zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"
by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024
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Zoopers

"I put my dong between her zoopers. It was nice."
by Skiittz February 2, 2024
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Zoomer Hoomer

Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.
Patricia recommended "Anyone but You" and it was totally Zoomer Hoomer.
by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024
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zoomergaze

music for terminally online gen z. typically includes artists such as novulent, flyingfish, title fight, whirr, julie, etc.
"yo you heard scars by novulent?"
"nah, i dont fuck with that zoomergaze shit"
by jucko01 June 14, 2024
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Zoomer

A member of Generation Z who thinks political polarisation and reactionary conservatism was never a thing before 2015-2016 despite being unconscious during the Tea Party movement and Bush’s presidency.
Zoomer: Wish we could go back to the early 2010s where we weren’t divided by partisan lines

Anyone born before 2001: Ok zoomer.
by GayBlackie24 September 13, 2024
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Zoomer Strut

The backwards walk after a person starts a video. Usually seen at the beginning of a selfie video. Found on social media apps. For example in Instergram reels and stories.
Damn that 3 second zoomer strut is crazy.

Did you watch the reel I sent you?
Yeah that's the longest zoomer strut I ever seen!
Ikr.
by Richhart December 19, 2024
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