Zen-fucker

An individual that is so self-consumed, they destroy the Zen of all those in the immediate vacinity.

Did you see that really agro girl on the dance floor, getting up in everyone's grill? What a Zen-fucker!

by Jackaroe February 4, 2016

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Zen

Zen is often associated with people under the name Ben. To be zen one must meditate and preform frequent yoga. Ben’s across the world naturally produce zen vibes and can often make those around them cool, calm, and collected.

Hey you seem pretty calm are you Ben?

You look like a Ben your a zen person

by 159876 August 5, 2018

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a type of person that looks like a sun burnt ostrich and last name preferably starts with a c

you're such a zen person

by A zen hater January 24, 2019

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zen-alcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism. You stay within the field of Zen combining the pleasures of body and mind.

My wife and me, we are zen-alcoholics. It is our zen philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and at dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery, it is just zen.

by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019

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