Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.

Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."

by PlunE June 27, 2016

Zen's List

When Zenthedragon gets jealous of some guys talking to their gyal.

"Bro, have you seen Zen's list?!?"
"Na? What's that? Jk of course I've heard of it."

by mbob barley March 5, 2024

zen

abbreviation of citizen for the teller.

Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...

by man!? February 19, 2018

Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022

Zen

Better than you

Guy 1:Hey zen
Zen: I'm better than you lolol

by ZENBUTIMBETTERTHANYOU August 21, 2022

Zen

Zen is the awesomeness. calm, collective, respectful, peace-loving, well-liked and mature person.

Ex. 1: That guy is so zen. He'll go places someday soon.
Ex 2: Good job! You're so zen!

by BagForTheMoney323 January 2, 2024

hoe-zen

Hozen is when you have an established hoe (she knows she is a hoe) and she is in zen mode. which means she is very clear in her life and reality. she knows her place in life. she is happy and comfortable with it. she has with a mind calmness with reality.

clarissa makes her money from many different men and gets all that she wants so that puts her in a hoe-zen state of mind.

by smlame May 3, 2018